8-years in prison
Another reason why doctoral students should be offered better mental health services, especially anger management counseling. Using these instead of actual paint probably would have lightened the sentence a bit. I like the "my SUV beat up your hybrid" sticker--you can't get more locker stuffing-, underwear pulling-, or duct-tape across your ass- American bully than that. I have an SUV, but that's just because visiting my parents involves driving through snow, sleet, and rain down a mud-bog driveway that requires 4-wheel drive 365-days-a-year. In my defense, I take the bus to and from work every day to make up for my gas hog.