I've been telling you all for years, now. Our biggest fear is not terrorists, it is spontaneous combustion and related ways of exploding. If it can happen to the almighty frog, it can happen to us.
Jane Kloepper, of the Hamburg-based Institute for Hygiene and the Environment:
"It's absolutely strange," she said. "We have a really unique story here in Hamburg. This phenomenon really doesn't seem to have appeared anywhere before."
Sorry, to burst your bubble (oh, the fun of the pun), but it has happened before...