Evil Woman with Evil Dog
So, in past posts I've mentioned this nasty woman who lives in my neighborhood and who has an even nastier dog. I've tried to be nice to her and give her the "smile then quickly look at the ground" sign of hospitality, but she never displays anything other than a grimace. Her dog tried to eat my little Oscar, and I've never had a dog dislike mine before. To make matters worse, this woman actually acted like there was something wrong with Oscar (even though he wasn't the one barking and growling).
I can handle her social ineptitude; I can not, however, tolerate the fact that she lets her dog mull my azaleas. Yes, you've heard it before, but it's getting worse. Today, I actually banged on my window when it was happening--there was no way she didn't hear it.
I'm going to set a trap (a non-lethal, non-painful one of course). I haven't figured out what yet, but I will...