Monday, June 13, 2005

Nerds Make Good Lovers

I got this from Stupid Evil Bastard of whom I found on Pharyngula's Blog Roll (great place to discover...umm...interesting blogs). I didn't get to see if SEB had any other cool links because I was frightened by his picture. It reminded me of a man that I got into a bottle-bashing fight with at Top Dawgz, a motor cycle bar I used to frequent (I know, who would have guessed).

I thought it was no surprise the nerds made good lovers. I thought that when Lewis nailed Betty, the world's eyes were opened, never to be closed again.

So buy your nerd-promoting uniform, and have at it.


At 6:55 PM, Blogger Murky Thoughts said...

The story was that rich nerds bankroll better shopping but succeed lead less often in sleeping around. You could call that love, I guess.

At 8:01 PM, Blogger trisha said...

I absolutely must have "The Internet is for Lovers" shirt.

I must.

At 8:21 PM, Blogger trisha said...

If my trackback thingy actually pinged, I would ping you here.

So, um, ping?

At 8:54 PM, Blogger Murky Thoughts said...

Ouch! Watch where you aim that thing!

At 10:56 PM, Blogger trisha said...

Yep. Premature pingulation.

At 12:33 AM, Anonymous Les said...

Oh come on! It's not a scary picture! It really, really isn't! It's jovial! I'm smiling! Really!

Wow, I get this a lot. Good thing I didn't keep the original picture I had used in that design. :-)

At 8:14 AM, Blogger she falters to rise said...

Premaure pingulation...too precious.

Although the bankroll probably is an "IT" factor here, we can't ignore this:

"The nerd, gloriously, stunningly, perfectly, is into the woman. That right there is very stirring, sexually."

Les--nothing personal, the pic just stirs up some scary memories. If you ever happened to frequent a bar called Top Dawgz, and if you ever got into a fight with a pipsqueak little girl with a trucker's vocabulary, rest assured that she is very sorry and has atoned for her sins;)

I'm curious now about the original pic...

At 7:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Les and dave are so ugly that rain storms stop in mid air when they look up. They are so ugly that cave men say "oooga boooga run to the cave". Les is so ugly that swamp rats dive under the swamp water to avoid his view, Dave looks so retarded that purists throw up and puke at the dinner table. When they both enter a city thousands of chicks and birds flee the area.Job interviewers say after Les's interview "now we must relocate". Aligators and crocs are reluctant to swim up to them. Dave is such a dip stick that space ships self destruct.Publicists and jurnalists say "and they were a terrible sight to see".Les could turn around traffic with his ugly face. Old retired strippers say "they are so unbewitching and beyond ugly". They are so ugly that singles say " no intermixing with those guys after a meal". Dave is so ugly that toast burns before popping up from in the toaster. They both could make a room full of super models spacious when they enter.I know Les's face made people say " wooo! how jaded was he as a child".Dave and Les are so verbose that snails and turtles yawn at them.At fancy dinner partys people all pause to say "okay lets slowly move towards an exit".Les could stop a stampede of elephants with just one look.Tuna and salmon would swim to the bottom of the lake when they fish.One day a real hootenany of pirates stopped and yelled " Aaaarr! back to the ship mates and blind fold the weman!"Even Gorilla weman tend to safe gaurd themselves from Les. Letter bombs would blow up in advance before they get the mail.Even the skinniest vegetarian would say " thats the kind of facial meat to cut up and place in some dog's burrow". Electrolysists would need to use a weed hacker for Les's beard. Surfers would drown before meeting Les on the beach.Les could opiate a hippo with his boring comments.Even frogmen would submerge under water when Les gaze's at the sea.Thats what caused the evanesce of the big foot.Les camped them all away. Rollicking weman would stop, stare, and then run at the sight of Les.Please Les and Dave stop posting those sickning and stupid looking photos!Save us all from puking up lunch.


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