There's manure in my pasture
I called my parents to a.) tell my father happy dad's day and b.) ask my mom how her first week of retirement went.
With regards to a:
My father went to a flea-market for father's day and may or may not have purchased a gun and some sort of pesticide. Funny that I've mentioned both in the last month--he's very predictable.
With regards to b:
My mother is deathly ill. Her quote of the day: Even though the grass is greener on the other side, there's still shit on it.