Flesh popsicles are born every second
Want to be frozen like Ted Williams?
No, no, no, no, and no.
Do you actually believe that after we've cured all diseases and figured out how to reverse cellular aging, we're going to wake your frozen-asses up? Do you think that the overpopulated earth will want to have all of you flesh popsicles walking around, using up resources that we inevitably will not have enough of for the people who haven't died yet? Suckers.