His Corpus Callosum is HUGE
I thought you all should know that we are now famous. Joseph has earned himself a second plug on this blog for being funny, having wicked divergent thinking skills, and for being a little too smart for his own good (your wealth of literary knowledge is a little freaky).
Like a well-planned Simpson's episode, his post twist and turned and ended up here:
" Then, I stand in aisle 7 at Meijer, the only man amidst a crowd of women, searching through the thousands of boxes of feminine products, making sure I get the right kind.
Note to unmarried guys: you would not believe how many different kinds of those things there are. Note to recently-married guys: for some reason, you HAVE TO get EXACTLY the right ones. Don't even think of coming home with the wrong ones, unless you have an unusually large, air-conditioned, doghouse in the back yard."
I just wanted to add one thing: "Super" does not necessarily mean "The best one" in the world of feminine products. Oh, and another thing on top of that one-more thing--there are two things that one shouldn't purchase the generic forms of: toilet paper and tampons.