Put that magazine down
I know this is going to sound a little childish, but I just can't help myself. It REALLY bothers me that my mailman reads my STAR magazine before putting it in my box. He goes through the entire thing. I know I should not be bothered by such a small violation of the mailman/mailee relationship, but it drives me crazy. I don't want the magazine corners touched and crinkled by a strangers hand--I don't even know if he washes his hands. I don't want anyone seeing how naked Brittany's pregnant belly is or how skinny the hotdog-deprived Lindsay has gotten before I do. I am the one paying for this trash, and I should be the first to behold its glory.
I'm sorry, I'm just cranky today.