Meal Deal Rip Offs
I'm always really carefully to add up meal-deals and restaurant specials to make sure the "special" price is actually cheaper than the sum of the individual prices. You would be surprised at how often you are getting ripped off. You would not be surprised at how confused the server/cashier gets when you try to explain why you don't want the meal deal/special but instead want everything in the meal deal/special.
You can thus imagine how my brain waves spiked in horror at this violation of the deal promise. Look to the left, and you will see that things just don't add up.
"Return my lover" is 24.95 and "break them up" is 24.95, but, if you want to order a "return my lover and break them up" it's 59.90. I won't even get into all of the other problems with their pricing (like why would you pay 59.90 to "make me irresistible" when you can pay 49.90 to "make him/her want me"?).
This is what I'm doing with my great big brain right now. No, I'm not fighting diseases--I'm fighting the Man.