My urinal looks a bit girly
I know...sorry, I've been busy.
First, without beating a dead horse or anything, I would like to point out that my childhood friends and neighbors have gone out hunting with real bullets since they day they turned 13, often drunk and groggy from heading out before 5am, and there hasn't been a hunting accident in my town as long as I've been alive. Well, a cow did get killed, but they do kind of look like deer.
Second, my V-day was really sweet and fun, and my husband got me the most gorgeous calla lilies because he knows that I turn up my nose at roses. Actually, I just heart calla lilies a million times more than any other flower.
So, in the spirit of the calla, you must go here. It redefines the saying "when nature calls".