My Interview Question
I've decided that when I'm someone important, these will be two of the questions that I ask all applicants:
a.) If you could describe yourself as any drug, which drug would it be?
b.) If you could be any drug, which drug would you be?
I think my answers would be a.) meth-amphetamine (because you love me but I drive you crazy and move entirely too fast) and b.) heroine (because I would slow the world down and make it feel good)
This is what happens when you try to start working before you've had your coffee. On that note, I would never want to be coffee.