What to Do
How do I procrastinate/work offline?
First, I read this.
Then, I decided to learn Hebrew.
Then, I began studying Hebrew using a crappy online tutorial.
Then, I got tired and forgot that I was learning Hebrew.
I decided to go for a jog.
After my run, I was cold, so I took a nice hot bath and read a chapter of this.
Then, I decided I wanted to know more about Easter Island. I began an intensive online research project.
Then, I remembered it was my dad's birthday. I always get his birthday and Easter switched in my fragile brain.
Then, as I tried to figure out if I should dig up the 8-foot tall, pink yard bunny that is hiding in my basement with the other holiday crap, I miraculously thought of a way to transform my data so that I can do a parametric analysis and hopefully pick up the small trends I believe I'm consistently seeing.
Then, I couldn't breathe because that sentence went on forever.
Then, I started working on my dissertation again.
Then, I typed this.